Today – Sunday 9., CCN, Bretislav Sobek
We set off to the capital of the Czech republic, Prague. There are still strict measures against Covid in force especially in public transport. We received information from our special sources that a new type of a mask emerged. It is ecological (Greta Thunberg would be happy.) and it is approved by members of the Czech police.
We have decided to carry out an investigative report in the only one and the most important city in Czechia. To make the mask you need: one paper bag (Ideally from Lidl, it is one cent per five items cheaper there.); one pen to identify the bag by a title that it is truly a mask and as a tool to make holes for eyes. For those who are fortune-tellers, the holes aren’t necessary.
It is important to be particularly vigilant at the Old Town square. There are many bars and pubs full of Corona. Getting Corona can not only be dangerous for you, but also for your wallet and wallets of your beloved ones. The beloved ones can become poor after spending some time with Corona at cafés.
Due to the fact that we all can make the mask 3000 at home, we don’t have to stick our noses to Chinese asses. They would let us die anyway. We can also visit Taiwan with dignity and take down the red Chinese flag from Prague castle.
We asked people of Prague what they think about the mask 3000. At first they were distrustful but they opened up after a while when they found out it is approved by the Czech police. The people of Prague didn’t hesitate to take on the mask and praise it.
The mask is so effective that after being used for some time (After you get Covid.), it can get lethal. You suffocate in it. It means that the virus dies with you. You save not only yourself but future generations as well.
It is recommended by the people of Prague and the Czech police. Mr Bogeyman and Mr Primus don’t have to scare us anymore. Who know they might be such philanthropists, that the information about the process of making the mask 3000 was release by them. They might not even try it to patent it.
