I live in a block of flats (barn). There are also my neighbours living. I was walking in the hallway when I heard: “You fucking cunt,” which was directed to another person in that household. It is bizarre, how people can treat each other. Is it, or isn’t it?
I have an acquaintance in Brno. She’s got another experience. She also lived in a block of flats. While she lived there, she kept hearing from an adjacent flat: “You fucking Arabic cunt.” Two people were supposed to live in the flat. She never saw two people leaving the flat, only one. When I lived at Dornych street, I kept hearing, at 2 o’clock in the morning from the flat beneath mine: “Fuck! Tidy up the flat! You twat!” So, she turned on a vacuum cleaner and began vacuuming a ceiling.
I wondered again who these people were and why they behaved the way they did. When it comes to the last case of the vacuum cleaning. I was picturing the guy as a big animal, the true man, the absolute Sandokan. That was my conception. After a year or so, I decided to go down, knock his door and tell him what I thought.
So, I did. I knocked this door. I heard him walking towards the door, small steps. The door opened. A small, scrawny man appeared in front of me. When I told him I could hear all the noise and that it had bothered me, he responded, like an upstanding citizen, “You are right. Everything will be fine.” So, it was. I could hear silence in my flat again.
A horrible ass, that man, one could conclude. Apart from hearing his steps while he was approaching the door, I could overhear his girlfriend: “…and when was the last time you made me come (sexually)?!”
Let’s redress the conclusion. Two horrible animals, a cow and an ass.
In the end, they found their own kind.
